There were these 2 little boys, who ALWAYS got into trouble. Finally the Mom had enough and she sent the one little boy who was always the instigator, to the priest.

The priest took him in to his office, sat him down, and the priest asked in a gentle voice "where is God?" and the boy did not say anything, the priest asked him again but in a firmer voice "where is God?" and the boy did not say anything again! Now, the priest is finally getting impatient so he asked again in a much firmer, sterner voice "where is God!"

Then the little boy got up, ran all the way home and hid under his bed just shaken like a leaf. His brother said "what's wrong!" and the shaking little boy said "Gods missing.....! and they think we took Him..!"